Not too long ago,
in a galaxy far, far away,
there was a bored mommy
who was trapped in a hotel room
with three screaming kids
who were hyped up on
Christmas Sugar and Coca-Cola.
in a galaxy far, far away,
there was a bored mommy
who was trapped in a hotel room
with three screaming kids
who were hyped up on
Christmas Sugar and Coca-Cola.
With no quiet time foreseen in the upcoming future,
and the prediction of a bedtime past midnight,
the mother looked for ways to entertain the youngsters
and keep their grandmother from selling them off as slaves.
and the prediction of a bedtime past midnight,
the mother looked for ways to entertain the youngsters
and keep their grandmother from selling them off as slaves.
Exasperated, the mother twiddled her thumbs
and tried and tried to amuse the children.
and tried and tried to amuse the children.
More chocolate at the candy store did not work-
It only made it worse
Swimming in the pool did not work.
The children were whiny and dripping wet.
It only made it worse
Swimming in the pool did not work.
The children were whiny and dripping wet.
As the situation became more and more tense,
finally the mother had an idea!
Self Portraits!
Self Portraits with funny faces!
Fish Face!
Whiny face!
Nah Nanna Boo Boo Face!
Oh Sh** Face!
Please help us face.When the mother finished with one child, she took on another. 
Finally, the kids overtook the adults.
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The End.
And the Grandma had to call for help.
