Look at what happens when a boy crashes out.

After staying up ALL night, inhaling junk food,

and P A R T Y I N G all night long, Eli went down.

This was waaayyy after lunch.
Matthew gave him a stuffed pig to sleep with.

And shaving creamed his nose, for good measure.


Then, he got his toes painted a lovely shade of purple,

courtesy of Grandma.

Dad thought he would be great with a bucket on his head.

And lots of baby shampoo, too.

Grandma thought he would look better with a

custom Amish bonnet to adorn his head.

Matthew thought that he looked better with a few more pigs.

We woke him up, hoping he would cry. He didn't.

He went right back to sleep. All that for nothing.

Happy 13th Birthday, Eli. Sorry we enjoy torturing you..

But it is so much fun. You scream like a girl.

Love, Your Momma.