Tuesday, June 15, 2010

You have been a momma a long time when...

  • I am sitting in class, just finished my sub from Subway, and picked up my napkin to wipe my mouth. The Subway logo has red on it- my first thought was, "What now! Who's nose is bleeding!"

Oh wait. The kids aren't even with me.

  • When Tripper busted his mouth last night on the plastic Disney princess stool in the bathroom, I let Emma hold a wet washcloth to his mouth to stop the bleeding.
I suck.

  • I look forward to when people invite my children to sleepovers. You would be suprised how one -just one - less child changes household dynamics.
Seriously. I miss them bunches.

  • I feel blessed when I only do ONE load of laundry before work.
  • I spend time researching different VBS's we can attend because
A. They will feed the kids.
B. The kids will be separated and be forced to make new friends.
C. The kids will be pressured to use manners.
D. The little kids will go into another room and play with others. And not fuss because of the heat , hunger, being touched by a sibling.

  • Fantasies include : sleep, going the lake on a boat ride, and a clean house.


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