Funny Sayings.

So here are some strange -but true - sayings from the kids this week.

Tripp

The setup - Eli had parent-teacher conference on Tuesday. We visited all teachers. At the end, we see the Homeroom teacher, who's name happens to be Mrs. Jackson. Does anyone know a song about Mrs. Jackson? Tripp does. On the way out the door, Dave says, "Thanks Mrs. Jackson."

Tripp says, "Sorry Mrs. Jackson, whhooooo."

We about died. With laughter.

How about another Tripp story?

The setup- church on Sunday morning. We are leaving. Going thru the big doors in the front. A man is standing there with a scratch/red bloody injury on his forehead.

Tripp looks at the guy and says, "Hey Phil, you look funny with that red dot on your head."

Dave doubled over. With laughter. It was funny. Really.

Got to love a three year old's honesty.

Emma
The setup - I am setting at the computer doing homework. For my stupid Geography class, I have to go a Google Earth paper. (If you ever get time, you should download Google Earth. The kids thought it was cool to play with.) So, what happens is that you put in the address of where you want to see or you can put in latitude and longitude numbers.
I am looking at somewhere I don't remember right now.

Emma comes up behind me and says, "Hey Mom - are you spying on Santa Claus?"

The setup - She, I, Dave and Tripp were playing on the bed last night. She likes to fart on command. And she likes to do it on people.

She says, "Hold on, I have to go pee where I can fart more."
She will hate me for this one.

Eli
Eli is 13. He is a teenager who likes girls and clothes and is dying for a cellphone. Nothing funny about him.